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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 27.06.2025 04:22

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Then came..

Just Forget it!

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Unacceptable again!

So, the docs changed it to read

So they tried

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Thumbs down again.

Loons and Moons

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

They put up a sign reading

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Still no good.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

share office space ...

Freaks and Cheeks

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Everyone loved it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Minds and Behinds

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Next, they tried...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Do you think some men have sex with prostitutes because they're too afraid to talk to women? Money does the talking for them.

No, not a chance

Still no good

Nuts and Butts

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No go.

No way

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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